Poker Mind Games
Poker would be such an easy game if only you knew what was going on in the minds of the other players when they look at their cards. Being able to read a player’s body language is one way to do this. But why not take a more proactive approach and manipulate them into thinking what you want them to think. Ideally, you should hypnotize each of your opponents prior to the game. This involves three steps: 1. Become a master hypnotist. 2. Administer hypnotic suggestions such as “fold with four of a kind” and “a pair beats a full house” to each opponent. 3. Tell them that when they see all the poker chips in front of you they will snap out of their trance, fully relaxed and happy to have lost to you. If you feel that you do not have sufficient time to master hypnotism, the next best approach would be to send out subliminal messages during the game to make your opponents feel that they are going to lose no matter what. Simply pretend as if you are going to sneeze. But instead of a sneezing sound, shout out the word “Loser!” while looking directly into the eyes of the guy sitting across from you. BLAM. Instant online poker win.
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